You Are Dumb, which is not a blog, posts new columns every weekday, except for a couple of days each month when it doesn't. It is also a Twitter feed, @youaredumb, with content in a similar vein but much shorter. My spinoff food site, Forkbastard, can be found easily enough by the clever.
Memo to Halloween: I AM LAZY.
Now that sexy costumes have jumped the sexy shark (and yes, there are sexy shark costumes, so if you see a lady wearing one this weekend, be sure to tell her you'll be her chum), I'm out of Halloween-related shit to say. This is because, in the past, I've talked about Halloween nearly every year, to one degree or another. And in the spirit of spending more time not writing something and instead looking up old columns than I would have spent actually writing something, I give you the You Are Dumb History of Halloween! One day early, because I've got something else planned for tomorrow!
Seriously, if you only go back and read one of these, read Also 2009's. It's hilariawesome.