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December 21st

A Gift For You

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Memo to the audience: DON'T SAY I NEVER GOT YOU NOTHIN'.

Still need a last-minute Christmas card? No? Well, fuck you. I made one anyway. Nobody makes proper atheist Christmas cards. And no, "Happy Holidays" doesn't count. "Holidays" is to include people who celebrate other cultural/religious winter holidays. Atheists celebrate Christmas. Or, at least, the non-asshole ones who grew up in countries around a bunch of Christians do. We just celebrate Secular Christmas.

And odds are, you celebrate Secular Christmas too. If you spend more time looking at Santa and the Heat Miser than you do looking at Jesus and Mary, you celebrate Secular Christmas. Welcome to heathenitude, suckers. My point is, we atheists need a Secular Christmas card that represents our unique, special take on the holiday season. So I made one. And in the spirit of 8-bit nostalgia, it's in old-school Print Shop style double-fold.>

Just click on the link to grab the PDF and print them out to your heart's content:

YAD 2009 Secular Christmas Card

By the way, for your Christmas reading planning, expect regular columns Tuesday, Wednesday, and probably Thursday, then I'll be spending the last week of 2009 succumbing to decade-end list syndrome and wrapping up the Dumbest Motherfuckers Of The Decade.