You Are Dumb, which is not a blog, wnet dormant in April 2019 after running out of things to say about life under Trump. It carried on, and still carries on, on Twitter @youaredumb, but may start sputtering back to life as a semblance of nuance returns to the world. My blog about being an old nerd, OLDNERD., went dormant around the same time due to generalized ennui, and we’ll see what happens there.
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It's That Time AgainMemo to entropy: FUCK YOU. It's my birthday, and as is You Are Dumb Dot Net tradition, I take the day off. But not the way I normally take the day off, no. On my birthday I give you all a little something to tide you over until the next column. So what am I doing instead of hating John McCain? I'm playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl. And why am I playing Super Smash Brothers Brawl? Because I am a late-life Nintendo convert, and because you have got to respect any game that decides it needs to have Will Wright as a weapon. And the character roster is DEEP. I've only unlocked a couple of characters, but even I've hit some major surprises: He's fairly slow, but if you hit down plus B, he lets out a devastating indictment of the mainstream media. He made Pikachu cry, and convinced the Ice Climbers to run for their local school board to overturn the creationist majority. |