New Fern On Monday

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To celebrate the semi-imminent launch of the (minor for the reader, major for the author) You Are Dumb Dot Net redesign, I am proud to present you with yet another version of that damned fern.

For those relative newcomers to the site, Fernie hates so that you don't have to. In much the same way that this site provides vicarious rage for its readers, so does Fernie provide an anger-surrogate for the entire planet. Especially for me. Especially on Mondays after weekends where nobody got fucked in the ass by a horse, and as much fun as it is to laugh at the miserable failure of The Island, it's not really worthy of an entire column.

So here's Fernie III, or as I like to think of him in continuity, Animated Fernie. You know, as if Kids WB had commissioned a "Fernie and Friends" series, only to come to the horrible revelation that Fernie has no friends. And doesn't move.

Animated Fernie comes to us courtesy Kevin Lambert, who handled the analog, and yours truly, who handled the digital.