Whole Lotta Fuckfaces

« June 2015 »

Memo to too many assholes to list: YOU ARE DUMB.

The only way around it is through it. And the only way through the incredible pile of Confederate- and Charleston-based stupidity stacked like cordwood in my RSS reader is an EMERGENCY LIGHTNING ROUND.

Democrat Jim Webb says the Confederate Flag shouldn't "be used in any way as a political symbol that divides us", which is a lot like saying a television shouldn't be used to display moving images from a broadcast, cable, or other video source. THAT'S WHAT IT WAS INVENTED TO DO, FUCKFACE.

Lindsey Graham, who can still fuck right off, said the Charleston shooting was an example of "Mideast hate" and that he didn't think we had anything like that here. STOP MAKING DONALD TRUMP LOOK LIKE A LEGITIMATE CANDIDATE, FUCKFACE.

Ben Jones, a.k.a. "Cooter" from the Dukes of Hazzard, went on CNN to defend the Confederate flag because the show had a Confederate flag on the car and also he was a Democratic congressman. STOP BOOKING BEN JONES ON SHIT, FUCKFACES!

South Carolina politician Bill Chumley was forced to apologizing after suggesting "self-defense" could have stopped the Charleston shooter and claimed the victims "waited their turn to be shot", because, well, it's really easy to be a victim-blaming tough guy a week later. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU, FUCKFACE?

The usual suspects are wondering if the American flag is next for the Political Correctness police since it flew during a time of slavery. NO, BECAUSE THE UNITED STATES WON, FUCKFACES.

Bill O'Reilly doesn't think racism is an epidemic and that most American's aren't racist. Bill O'Reilly thinks Bill O'Reilly isn't racist. Bill O'Reilly was surprised to see black people using utensils while they ate. DO NOT LISTEN TO BILL O'REILLY'S OPINION ON RACE RELATIONS, FUCKFACES!

After President Obama referred to the N-word by saying it out loud on WTF, Fox's Bill Hemmer said, "I thought the N-word was entirely off limits, and now you have the president using it." Bill Hemmer either never thought that, or thought it because he got yelled at for using it all racist-like and is still pouty about it. VOCABULARY IS NOT MEANING, FUCKFACE!

OK. That ought to do it. Until the next batch of fuckfaces step up.