Maher Or Less

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Memo to Bill Maher: LIKE HELL, YOU BANDWAGON-JUMPING MOTHERFUCKER.

Let's be perfectly clear here. Bill Maher has turned "free speech" into his brand. There's no denying that Maher was legitimately nailed to a cross after 9/11 for saying something legitimate but unpopular, but a few years after that, he bought the cross, installed couches and a big screen TV, and these days just climbs up on it for show.

And let's be perfectly clear about this too. I wanted to be done talking about Nanopenis as soon as he lost every last bit of power he'd accumulated over the last few years. But then Bill Maher stepped up and said this. ACTUAL QUOTE TIME!

"We had Milo on, despite the fact that many people said, 'Oh, how dare you give a platform to this man'," And by the end of the weekend, by dinnertime Monday, he’s dropped as a speaker at CPAC. Then he’s dropped by Breitbart, and his book deal falls through. As I say, sunlight is the best disinfectant. You’re welcome."

Oh, Bill. Correlation is not causation. You've been fluffing Ann Coulter's dick for a decade and she's just as infected as she always was. Also, we both know that's not what happened. Nothing came out of Nanopenis' appearance on Real Time except everyone cheering Larry Wilmore for telling Milo to go fuck himself. Also known as doing your fucking job for you.

Nothing bad that happened to Nanopenis came from his appearance on your show. Everything happened as a result of him being invited to CPAC in the first place, which led to a group called The Reagan Battalion calling attention to Milo's views on consent and statutory rape because they didn't want him at CPAC. Maybe because he's awful, but probably just because he's flamboyantly British and gay.

You didn't shine sunlight on shit, and you know it. You didn't have him on to destroy him or expose him, which is why you were chummy with him and didn't challenge him. You were chasing the controversy and the eyeballs that follow. Which is fine, that's the game, and you play it well. But that's all you were doing, and you're only trying to bandwagon-jump on the Fall of Milo because his actual appearance on your show got reviews that, at best, rose to the level of a damp fart. Fuck off.