NOTE: Due to travel and other issues, YAD will be updating more irregularly than usual during the first two weeks of September. Follow YAD on Twitter if you need YAD methadone during this time.
You Are Dumb, which is not a blog, posts new columns every weekday, except for a couple of days each month when it doesn't. It is also a Twitter feed, @youaredumb, with content in a similar vein but much shorter. My spinoff food site, Forkbastard, can be found easily enough by the clever.
You Are Dumb Dot Net is currently engaged in a number of fruitless promotional ventures:
The CafePress store currently features several T-Shirt designs. Any design can be migrated to any other shirt upon request, but I can't do more without giving CafePress money, and that's not going to happen. By the way, I receive no money from any of this, because of the tax hassle and because if you're gonna pimp my site on your body or car, I'd feel bad making a dime off of it too.
You Are Dumb's orbiting robot hand satellite, capable of striking any dumbass from space. Available with two slogans: "Don't Make Me Smack You From Orbit", and the less tacktful "Keeping Our Pimp Hand Strong... In Space."
Celebrate the relative inoffensiveness of your foul mouth.
Celebrate your preferred end of the ninja-mormon dichotomy with this car-ass pronouncement.
Now, you can have Smackstar One on your desktop! Warn your co-workers that they risk your orbital wrath! Get brought up on disciplinary charges for your inappropriate background! Enrich your life!
Both in 1280x1024. If you use a smaller desktop, tough shit.